Home / News From Nigeria / Breaking News / Jokes: Between An Ijebu Lawyer & Ijesha Engineer.

Jokes: Between An Ijebu Lawyer & Ijesha Engineer.

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
An Ijesha engineer can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside
‘GET TREATMENT FOR
20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

An Ijebu lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…

Ijebu Lawyer:
“I have lost my sense of taste”

Ijesha man:
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Ijebu Lawyer:
“Ugh..this is kerosene”

Ijesha man:
“Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”
The annoyed Ijebu lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Ijebu Lawyer:
“I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Ijesha man:
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
“This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Ijesha man:
“Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”
The fuming Ijebu lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Ijebu Lawyer:
“My eyesight has become very weak”

Ijesha man:
“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
D Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash):
“But this is 20k,
not 100k”

Ijesha man:
“Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”
You can’t beat an Ijesha man.

Don’t laugh alone, put a smile on someone’s face by sharing.
😝😝😀😀
Npele o gbogbo ujesha‎

Send Money To Nigeria Free

About scully009

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

x

Check Also

Things Any Groom At A Yoruba Introduction Ceremony Will Remember

In the Southwestern part of the country, introduction ceremonies are significant during the process of getting married. It is where close family members of bride and groom to be, meet officially and get to know relatives of their son and daughter before the wedding day proper. Here are a few things that can go down during this introduction ceremony:   1. You proceed to tell your parents that you want to settle down and you receive their blessings. Mum go ...