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Father-In-Law: Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect. Continue bellow.

Akpos was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. AKPOS: Why are you eating grass? POOR MAN: I don’t have any money ...

How it began] Akpos: Baby, I’m gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts! Ekaitte: “Alright love…” Akpos: “Okay, I’m gonna start with part 1. There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to ...

Akpos gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom? I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!” D pharmacist gives him d condom & ...

Akpos’ Landlord was complaining that Eazy had impregnated his daughter. . As Akpos over-heard the landlord shouting, he came out of his apartment and asked the landlord. AKPOS: Landlord, what has Eazy done this time?. LANDLORD: Eazy got the mind ...

Ochuko walks into a bar and sees his friend, Akpos at a table drinking by himself. Approaching Akpos, he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” Continue bellow.

Akpos the house help, entered Madam’s room without knocking. MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you be so sure? AKPOS: I always peep first ...

A Nigerian Man Akpos walked into a bank in New York City and requested for the loan officer. He said he’s going to Nigeria for one month holiday and needed to borrow 1,000 Dollars. The bank loan officer said the ...

One day a Lecturer was talking about marriage in class… Lecturer : What kind of wife would you like, Akpos? Akpos: I would want a wife like the moon… Lecturer : Wow !! what a choice… do you want her ...

Aunty Susan was having a problem with Akpos in her class. Akpos said ‘M’am, I should be in SS3, i’m smarter than my friend Musa and he’s in SS3′. Aunty Susan had heard enough of Akpos’ complains & took him ...