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Teacher:- what’s wrong? Akpos :- our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Akpos r u sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & ...

kate: hello akpos: yes babe kate: i have a problem akpos: what’s dat baby, i hope u are not pregnant kate: am pregnant akpos: who is responsible? I hope its not me kate: its u akpos: (confused) so what do ...

Akpos joining the Army: Officer: We need you in the army. Akpos: I’ll join but on three conditions. Officer: Ok. what are the conditions? Akpos: My first condition is that I’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard. ...

The little girl started crying. Little boy asked her “Why are you crying?” The girl said “I’m here for blood test and the Doctor is going to cut my finger…” The little boy started crying too. The girl asked “Now ...

Subject: Problems with my new computer. Dear Mr Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button ‘start’ but there ...

Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian. MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide? AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for? MUSA: I wan commit ...

Akpos sneaks into his neighbour’s compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour. NEIGHBOUR: So you are the on who has been stealing our ...

“To hair is human to forgive is design” “I hate guys with low selves of steam” “You are a blessing to your generator” “I am a soccer for guys with six park”. “My BB charger is no longer walking” “Anybody ...

1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

One day, a Akpos thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son Akpos: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No. Akpos: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son: OK! Akpos goes ...