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Akpos gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom? I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!” D pharmacist gives him d condom & ...

Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane reserved for commercial passenger buses. His car was fined 5,000 Naira. After begging and pleading for thirty minutes, the traffic Officials refused to ...

Akpos’ Landlord was complaining that Eazy had impregnated his daughter. . As Akpos over-heard the landlord shouting, he came out of his apartment and asked the landlord. AKPOS: Landlord, what has Eazy done this time?. LANDLORD: Eazy got the mind ...

Ochuko walks into a bar and sees his friend, Akpos at a table drinking by himself. Approaching Akpos, he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” Continue bellow.

Akpos the house help, entered Madam’s room without knocking. MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you be so sure? AKPOS: I always peep first ...

A Nigerian Man Akpos walked into a bank in New York City and requested for the loan officer. He said he’s going to Nigeria for one month holiday and needed to borrow 1,000 Dollars. The bank loan officer said the ...

One day a Lecturer was talking about marriage in class… Lecturer : What kind of wife would you like, Akpos? Akpos: I would want a wife like the moon… Lecturer : Wow !! what a choice… do you want her ...

Akpos gets pulled over for speeding 88mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and Akpos says, “I’m sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th Accident.” The cop asks for his registration and ...

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Akpos works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman ...