Akpos with 30 inches penls went to a magician and said, “I can’t live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?” The magician answered, “There is a female frog in that swamp. Go ask her ...

One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenly Apkos said “I’ll bet N500 that the guy won’t jump off”, John said I bet ...

A Guy Akpos got employed at a big company as a cleaner. On his 1st day at work, he picked up a phone, dialed a number and shouts; Get me some tea, quickly! The voice from the other side responded; ...

Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should ...

**Kunrobi – Smooshing **Kunjabi  – Making love Akpos starts touching his girlfriend. Girl: “baby the bible speaks against fornication, it says our body is the house in which God dwells. Akpos starts jumping up happily, removed his shorts, smiling sooooooo wide. ...

Akpos decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpos has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the ...

Father-In-Law: Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect. Continue bellow.

Akpos’ Landlord was complaining that Eazy had impregnated his daughter. . As Akpos over-heard the landlord shouting, he came out of his apartment and asked the landlord. AKPOS: Landlord, what has Eazy done this time?. LANDLORD: Eazy got the mind ...

Ochuko walks into a bar and sees his friend, Akpos at a table drinking by himself. Approaching Akpos, he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” Continue bellow.

Akpos the house help, entered Madam’s room without knocking. MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you be so sure? AKPOS: I always peep first ...