Smart Nigerian guy living in Sweden

Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly
married a Swedish lady, so as to be
legally
certified with resident permit, but the
lady was not aware of this. He lied to
the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that
part
of Sweden.

After their wedding, the lady returned
home one day and informed the guy that she
met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them
to have
a dinner
together.The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking
how he will get out
of this dark spot. He postponed and
postponed the proposed dinner until
he got tired of
postponing. Finally the D DAY came, they all sat
down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy
was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of
the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).
The ladies asked their husbands to
communicate in their local dialect
since they are
both from same country (Kenya).The Naija guy being a man of great savvy
decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy
didn’t understand, he will claim that
he is
from another tribe and region in
Kenya. Then he started “Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre
Nchi ise, I wu
kwanu onye
olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked
up and replied “Ah Nwanne, ekele diri
chineke, onye na asuru ndigbo uzo ha.E chekwe m na enwela m
nsogbu taa.
Abu dim
nwafo Mbaise ahu. Nwanne birikwe o!
They shook hands and embraced each
other to the admiration of the ladies. #Igbo Kwenu!!!