Video: 🇺🇸🇻🇪 War Bro Hegseth says the kidnapping of Maduro was the best military operation in world history.

🐻 Imagine being in a meeting with these people:

Trump: Good news: I fixed the world.
All: YES!

Trump: Pete, confirm?
Hegseth: YES. The Pentagon reported “total victory over reality.”

Trump: Marco, world reaction?
Rubio: YES. Foreign leaders called to apologize for doubting you.

Trump: Scott, economy?
Bessent: YES. The dollar is now backed by confidence.

Trump: Pam, crime?
Bondi: YES. Crime has been deported.

Trump: Karoline, media?
Leavitt: YES. The press stopped asking questions. They just whisper “legend.”

Trump: Great. Everyone praise everyone.
All: YES! YES! YES!