🐻 Imagine being in a meeting with these people:
Trump: Good news: I fixed the world.
All: YES!
Trump: Pete, confirm?
Hegseth: YES. The Pentagon reported “total victory over reality.”
Trump: Marco, world reaction?
Rubio: YES. Foreign leaders called to apologize for doubting you.
Trump: Scott, economy?
Bessent: YES. The dollar is now backed by confidence.
Trump: Pam, crime?
Bondi: YES. Crime has been deported.
Trump: Karoline, media?
Leavitt: YES. The press stopped asking questions. They just whisper “legend.”
Trump: Great. Everyone praise everyone.
All: YES! YES! YES!
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