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Escape From Yaba Left Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; “Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?” The Receptionist on phone replied; “Just a ...

That moment when you don fall big time maga two times and you no wan fall again One Word For This Guy ?    

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into Akpos’ house to look for money and guns and finds Akpos and his wife in bed.  He orders Akpos out of bed and ties him ...

Akpos listens in silence.The American persists : “D’ya eat jelly with the bread ??” Akpos : “Of Course.” American : “We don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers ...

Akpos : How old are u ? Joy : A Woman never tells her age. Akpos : Just tell me your age. Joy : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age. Akpos : But I will make ...

A man Akpos and his wife were arguing about who is the most coward and scared between them. After a long argument, they decided to ask their 2 children who they think was the most coward and scared between them. ...

Magistrate: Akpos, you were arrested on the expressway for abruptly stopping your car in the middle of the road and causing 10 other vehicles behind you to run into one another thereby causing damages and injuries. Are you guilty or ...

Akpos with 30 inches penls went to a magician and said, “I can’t live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?” The magician answered, “There is a female frog in that swamp. Go ask her ...