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6 Corporate Prostit*tes They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then ...

5 E-Prostit*tes They are more like OLX or konga, all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you you will always find them on every social networks NB: They charge ...

4 Holy Prostit*tes They are regular church or mosque goers but they can’t just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness. NB: They always emotional after the ministration, ...

7 High-Class Prostit*tes If you are not a billionaire, don’t just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on. NB: They also ...

3 Full-time Prostit*tes These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries. NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with ...

2 Part-time Prostit*tes They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos. NB: You will ...

1 Local Prostit*tes These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls “sarewa” meaning “rush come”, they are always present in every hood. NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.  

1) Heli-Hair This lady most likely adored Dr. Seuss when she was more youthful, yet that doesn’t legitimize this hair style. When you discover yourself wearing a helicopter made of hair, you’ve presumably taken a wrong turn some place in ...

As indicated by the twitter user who imparted the genuine story, a man takes a new girlfriend out for shopping and she takes a bag worth N250 which he paid for. However, then he gets frantic and dumps her. His ...