“If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her”
~Lee Majors
“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay
together”
~Al Gore
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher”
~Socrates
“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them”
~Mike Tyson
“The great question.. which I have not been able to answer…
is,
‘What does a woman want?”
~George Clooney
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me”
~Bill Clinton
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take
time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
~George W. Bush
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
~Rudy Giuliani
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
~Michael Jordan
“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me
and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more
children!”
~Donald Trump
“Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.”
~Shaquille O’Neal
“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is
to forget it once…”
~Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~David Hasselhoff
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“My wife and I lived happily for twenty years. Then we met”.
~Alec Baldwin
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s
wrong”
~Barack Obama
“Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy”.
~Tommy