6 Annoying Daily Hustles of a University student

1. Obtainers/Thieves : Just like my teacher will say “It’s a bracket”. Can’t find any other position to place them so, let me treat them as sub-topic.

a) Obtainers : As in, I can’t walk freely at night without hiding my phones inside the unspeakables. Even money self, I thought they were only after those two things until last week – I went to see a friend at Edo street at 8pm and on my way back, I bought 4 cooked corn. Dem bros collect the corn, cut half for me say make I use am exchange my G shock watch. Ekosodin Brethren. I domo!!!

b)Thieves : Arrrgh!, Laptop, Phones, Lamp, Bags, Boxers, Singlet, Trousers. All are at owners risk. The thing dey be like magic if them don move am. Just last month, my roommate filled his stove to the brim with kerosene only to come back from class to find the stove missing. Two weeks later, they returned the stove. Woo, make I rest my case. Sha, you weren’t expecting the kerosene to remain in the stove init?

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