Akpos, Principal and Aunty Susan

The Principal then asked Aunty Susan to send Akpos to SS3.
She decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
AUNTY SUSAN : What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï’ve only 2 of?
AKPOS : Legs!
AUNTY SUSAN : What’s in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
AKPOS : Pockets!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
AKPOS : Coconut!
AUNTY SUSAN : What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, Akpos was taking charge.
AKPOS: Bubble Gum
AUNTY SUSAN : You stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
AKPOS : Tent!
The principal was looking restless.
AUNTY SUSAN : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u’re bored. The best man always has me what am I?
AKPOS : Wedding Ring