Akpos, Principal and Aunty Susan

AUNTY SUSAN : I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?
AKPOS : Nose
AUNTY SUSAN : I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver!
AKPOS : Arrow!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts wit ‘F’ & ends with a ‘K’ & if u dont get it, u’ve 2 use ur hand?
AKPOS : Fork!
AUNTY SUSAN : Whats it that all men have,It’s longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn’t use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
AKPOS : Surname
AUNTY SUSAN : What part of the man has no bone,But has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
AKPOS : Heart!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to AUNTY SUSAN : ‘Send the boy to the University, I myself got the last 10 questions wrong!…
One word for Akpos