The White Tail Chapel believes in lecturing the word of God in an exceptionally unwinding way, and there’s absolutely no chance more unwinding than being Nood.
As per the congregation’s pastor Allen Parker,
“When Jesus was conceived he was stripped, when he was crucified he was exposed and when he emerged he cleared out his garments in the tomb and he was bare.”
“In the event that God made us that way [that is, naked], in what capacity can that not be right?”
…not real.