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I walked into a bar and ordered for a drink. I was so upset. ‪#‎Akpos‬, what is the matter? The Bar Man James, asked me. I replied; James, It is a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me ...

Be careful who prints your wedding programme. Akpos, who was printing a wedding programme was asked to put 1 John 4:18 in the programme but he made a mistake and Instead printed John 4:18. 1 John 4:18 says, “There is ...

AKPOS QUESTION There was a girl who was admired by four men, A hunter, An artist, A doctor and A fisherman. one day she went to wash clothes by the river and it happened that Continue after the Page Break

Sir, do you know everything about law? Professor: Yes. Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to Continue after the Page Break

I ‪#‎akpos‬ was privileged to help a Lecturer friend compile the results of those being examined and was stunned by the way some students answered the examination questions. One of them responding to the question, “What is public relation?” began ...

Man: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin? Doc Akpos : Get a Virginity test kit. Man: What’s that? Doc Akpos : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint ...

Escape From Yaba Left Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; “Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?” The Receptionist on phone replied; “Just a ...

Akpos was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening. “I’m feeling so lonely that I can’t stand it.” she said. “I want to go out, get drunk and want to enjoy my life. ...

Akpos and his wife were married for 20 years, and every time they made love Akpos always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years his wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would Continue bellow

Akpos listens in silence.The American persists : “D’ya eat jelly with the bread ??” Akpos : “Of Course.” American : “We don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers ...