Akpos, a graduate of Accounting ,writes a letter to his GF Chichi

Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.
Your first love I have already indicated
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on
Double Entry System.
Our love is Real & Tangible proposals,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.
Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.
And any difference in the Trial Balance,
And In the Balance Sheet of our life.
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry
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