Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the
maid’s bedroom when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, I say who
dey sneak enter the house girl
room when
madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the
kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end.
Akpos, it is
true o, when one is in the
kitchen, one does not
hear anything, except one’s
name.
MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to
be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior’s
biological Father? Me
or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated
o, I can’t understand anything
at alla