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Jokes: Between An Ijebu Lawyer & Ijesha Engineer.

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An Ijesha engineer can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside
‘GET TREATMENT FOR
20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

An Ijebu lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…

Ijebu Lawyer:
“I have lost my sense of taste”

Ijesha man:
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Ijebu Lawyer:
“Ugh..this is kerosene”

Ijesha man:
“Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”
The annoyed Ijebu lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Ijebu Lawyer:
“I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Ijesha man:
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
“This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Ijesha man:
“Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”
The fuming Ijebu lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Ijebu Lawyer:
“My eyesight has become very weak”

Ijesha man:
“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
D Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash):
“But this is 20k,
not 100k”

Ijesha man:
“Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”
You can’t beat an Ijesha man.

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