An Ijesha engineer can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside
‘GET TREATMENT FOR
20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.
An Ijebu lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…
“I have lost my sense of taste”
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
“Ugh..this is kerosene”
“Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”
The annoyed Ijebu lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
“I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
“This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
“Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”
The fuming Ijebu lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
“My eyesight has become very weak”
“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
D Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash):
“But this is 20k,
“Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”
You can’t beat an Ijesha man.
Don’t laugh alone, put a smile on someone’s face by sharing.
Npele o gbogbo ujesha