EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You
don’t know anything!
AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It’s a lie!
don’t know anything!
AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It’s a lie!
EMEKA: It’s true! I will prove it. If
you see two rays of light on the road
at night, what will you call it?
you see two rays of light on the road
at night, what will you call it?
AKPOS: A car!
EMEKA: Ehen, but which kind of car?
A Benz, A Peugeot or A Lexus?
AKPOS: I don’t know that one oh!
EMEKA: You see! Anyway, second
proof. If you see a ray of light on the
road at night, what will you call it?
proof. If you see a ray of light on the
road at night, what will you call it?
AKPOS: An okada (motorbike)!
EMEKA: Ehen! Which one? A Suzuki,
A Yamaha or A Kawasaki? AKPOS: Hahan! How I’m I suppose to
know?
A Yamaha or A Kawasaki? AKPOS: Hahan! How I’m I suppose to
know?
EMEKA: You see! I’ve shown you that
you are a fool.
you are a fool.
AKPOS: Na wa o! This your question
self. Let me ask you my own
question. If you see a woman on the
roadside with miniskirt, big breast,
red lips and a big ass, what will you
call her?
self. Let me ask you my own
question. If you see a woman on the
roadside with miniskirt, big breast,
red lips and a big ass, what will you
call her?
EMEKA: A prostitute! AKPOS: Ehen, but which one? Your
mother,
your sister or your daughter?
mother,
your sister or your daughter?