jokes: At a table in a restaurant, Akpos and a Lady having dinner

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or
indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check
was the moon, before you
crawled out, crawled out
from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this
while?
The neighbour I said hello to every
morning?
Were you trying to destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for? Do
you want to kill me before
you
reveal yourself?!!! .
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Now be a gentleman,get down on your
knees and put that ring on
my finger!!
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Akpos replied: I was only joking
ooooooo..!! The lady fainted.
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS???