Top 10 Terrorist Organizations Operating In The US

7 Earth Liberation Front

If-A-Tree-Falls-Press-NotesWhile prominent in the United States, this organization has cells in countries all throughout the Western world. “The Elves” as they call themselves utilize guerrilla warfare tactics in an attempt to halt the destruction of our ecosystem. These tactics include destroying expensive and important infrastructure, including power lines and businesses. Attacks in the United States often involve the use of fire; they’ve burnt down ski resorts, logging camps, and Park Ranger offices. They’ve also attacked numerous fast food locations, most notably McDonald’s. In their infinite wisdom, the Elves destroyed a laboratory at Michigan State University, claiming that the laboratory was being used to create genetically modified organisms funded by Monsanto, a large GMO company. In truth, Monsanto donated a meager 2000 USD to send 5 African students to a conference on biotechnology. Despite the obvious mistake, the Elves maintain that what they did was justified.