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Picture shows Oduduwa descending to Ile Ife, with a cock in one hand and a chameleon in the other.
Picture shows Oduduwa descending to Ile Ife, with a cock in one hand and a chameleon in the other.

#Japada: Nigeria is the best country in which to retire

You buy yourself two plots of land in a small city–away from the hustle and bustle of city chaos.

Use one plot to build a two-bedroom bungalow.

Use the second plot to cultivate a vegetable garden.

Install solar energy and drill a borehole for water.

Buy a rifle, and like my father, lock your gate at 8 pm, shoot a bullet GBOSA!!! Into the air.

Before you sleep at 10, shoot a second bullet into the air, GBOSA!

You will live to be 100.


Picture shows Oduduwa descending to Ile Ife, with a cock in one hand and a chameleon in the other.

Picture shows Oduduwa descending to Ile Ife, with a cock in one hand and a chameleon in the other.
Picture shows Oduduwa descending to Ile Ife, with a cock in one hand and a chameleon in the other.

No wonder Oduduwa chose to land in Ile Ife.

It’s the best city in which to settle.

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Nigeria is the best country in which to retire, folks.

You buy yourself two plots of land in a small city–away from the hustle and bustle of city chaos.

Use one plot to build a two-bedroom bungalow.

Use the second plot to cultivate a vegetable garden.

Install solar energy and drill a borehole for water.

Buy a rifle, and like my father, lock your gate at 8 pm, shoot a bullet GBOSA!!! Into the air.

Before you sleep at 10, shoot a second bullet into the air, GBOSA!

You will live to be 100.


Picture shows Oduduwa descending to Ile Ife, with a cock in one hand and a chameleon in the other.

No wonder Oduduwa chose to land in Ile Ife.

It’s the best city in which to settle.

Prof. Moyo Okediji

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