Jokes & Comedy

Akpos: Hi babe, wasup? Girl: i’m cool thanks! Akpos: u’re welcm, i’ll like 2 knw u wella Girl: i’m Tichick, 19, slim & dark from Lasgidi. Akpos: babe u’re the kind of girl i like. Akpos continues: babe actually, my ...

EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don’t know anything! AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It’s a lie! EMEKA: It’s true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will you call it? ...

A man named Akpos went to an electronic shop. He asked the shopkeeper; What is the price of this television? The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell our products to Akpos. Akpos again came the next day after cutting his beard. ...

Ekaite:Akpos,u wont belive it? Akpos:What? Ekaite:My phone fell down from my hand,i picked it up,switched it ON,and i recieved a mssg Akpos:what mssg? Ekaite:My account was credited… Akpos:Wooow!let me try mine.. Akpos took to his heels,,after 40seconds, Ekaite recieved a ...

Police : where do u live ? Akpos : with my parents. Police : where does ur parents live? Akpos : with me. Police : where do u all live ? Akpos : together. Police (tired) : Ok. where is ...

It’s very hard to know when comedians are serious or cracking jokes. I think Julius Agwu means business here. As in jokes apart. Did he really say Devil lock dem mouth, dem no dey gree give credit ?? lol Julius “Da ...

Teacher:- what’s wrong? Akpos :- our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Akpos r u sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & ...

kate: hello akpos: yes babe kate: i have a problem akpos: what’s dat baby, i hope u are not pregnant kate: am pregnant akpos: who is responsible? I hope its not me kate: its u akpos: (confused) so what do ...

Akpos: MTN people are eating our money too much. Girlfriend: Yes the stealing is too much. Akpos: I got an idea, instead of using phone, why don’t we use a pigeon in sending messages like the old time, just tie ...

Akpos joining the Army: Officer: We need you in the army. Akpos: I’ll join but on three conditions. Officer: Ok. what are the conditions? Akpos: My first condition is that I’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard. ...