15 Things You Never Knew About the Illuminati

8. Stay Away From Denver, Colorado
In February of 2015, a post popped up on the world wide web that had a man blogging about spending 46 years of his life as an Illuminati member. He recently left due to reasons unknown (he probably realized this was some crazy s***) and started saying things like, “I’m going to let secrets out”. Some of the secrets he forewarned us about was Obama being worse than the devil, something about space flights, oh and Denver, Colorado being an “evil place”. What’s up with Denver? He claims to be working on a book that will tell us what’s really going on in Denver because we were all so suspicious of it in the first place.