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One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenly Apkos said “I’ll bet N500 that the guy won’t jump off”, John said I bet ...

A Guy Akpos got employed at a big company as a cleaner. On his 1st day at work, he picked up a phone, dialed a number and shouts; Get me some tea, quickly! The voice from the other side responded; ...

Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should ...

**Kunrobi – Smooshing **Kunjabi  – Making love Akpos starts touching his girlfriend. Girl: “baby the bible speaks against fornication, it says our body is the house in which God dwells. Akpos starts jumping up happily, removed his shorts, smiling sooooooo wide. ...

Akpos decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpos has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the ...

Father-In-Law: Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect. Continue bellow.

Akpos was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. AKPOS: Why are you eating grass? POOR MAN: I don’t have any money ...

Akpos gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom? I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!” D pharmacist gives him d condom & ...

Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane reserved for commercial passenger buses. His car was fined 5,000 Naira. After begging and pleading for thirty minutes, the traffic Officials refused to ...