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Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s wife. The neighbour’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpos didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married. So, ...

Akpos was once employed in a school and he went to the class to teach. The first day. Akpors: Good morning students Students: Good morning sir! Akpos: I’m going to be your new biology teacher, so do u know what ...

Akpos: Hi babe, wasup? Girl: i’m cool thanks! Akpos: u’re welcm, i’ll like 2 knw u wella Girl: i’m Tichick, 19, slim & dark from Lasgidi. Akpos: babe u’re the kind of girl i like. Akpos continues: babe actually, my ...

EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don’t know anything! AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It’s a lie! EMEKA: It’s true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will you call it? ...

A man named Akpos went to an electronic shop. He asked the shopkeeper; What is the price of this television? The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell our products to Akpos. Akpos again came the next day after cutting his beard. ...

Ekaite:Akpos,u wont belive it? Akpos:What? Ekaite:My phone fell down from my hand,i picked it up,switched it ON,and i recieved a mssg Akpos:what mssg? Ekaite:My account was credited… Akpos:Wooow!let me try mine.. Akpos took to his heels,,after 40seconds, Ekaite recieved a ...

Police : where do u live ? Akpos : with my parents. Police : where does ur parents live? Akpos : with me. Police : where do u all live ? Akpos : together. Police (tired) : Ok. where is ...

kate: hello akpos: yes babe kate: i have a problem akpos: what’s dat baby, i hope u are not pregnant kate: am pregnant akpos: who is responsible? I hope its not me kate: its u akpos: (confused) so what do ...

Akpos joining the Army: Officer: We need you in the army. Akpos: I’ll join but on three conditions. Officer: Ok. what are the conditions? Akpos: My first condition is that I’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard. ...

Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian. MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide? AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for? MUSA: I wan commit ...