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A Man, Akpos visits an electronic shop.

A man named Akpos went to an electronic shop. He asked the shopkeeper; What is the price of this television? The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell our products to Akpos. Akpos again came the next day after cutting his beard. ...

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Jokes: Ekaite and Akpos Conversation

Ekaite:Akpos,u wont belive it? Akpos:What? Ekaite:My phone fell down from my hand,i picked it up,switched it ON,and i recieved a mssg Akpos:what mssg? Ekaite:My account was credited… Akpos:Wooow!let me try mine.. Akpos took to his heels,,after 40seconds, Ekaite recieved a ...

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Jokes: Conversation between Police & Akpos

Police : where do u live ? Akpos : with my parents. Police : where does ur parents live? Akpos : with me. Police : where do u all live ? Akpos : together. Police (tired) : Ok. where is ...

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Jokes: Akpos & Abortion

kate: hello akpos: yes babe kate: i have a problem akpos: what’s dat baby, i hope u are not pregnant kate: am pregnant akpos: who is responsible? I hope its not me kate: its u akpos: (confused) so what do ...

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Akpos joining the Army

Akpos joining the Army: Officer: We need you in the army. Akpos: I’ll join but on three conditions. Officer: Ok. what are the conditions? Akpos: My first condition is that I’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard. ...

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Joke: Akpos the librarian

Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian. MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide? AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for? MUSA: I wan commit ...

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Akpos the mango thief

Akpos sneaks into his neighbour’s compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour. NEIGHBOUR: So you are the on who has been stealing our ...

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Funny Updates. Some updates fit kill person:

“To hair is human to forgive is design” “I hate guys with low selves of steam” “You are a blessing to your generator” “I am a soccer for guys with six park”. “My BB charger is no longer walking” “Anybody ...

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Top 6 Akpos Laughs!!!

1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

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Akpos Turns Professor !

When Akpos was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Akpos never lowered his head when addressing him ...

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