Jokes & Comedy

A Drunk Man Akpos was staggering home one night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place looking like a market with dead people buying and selling. He ran as fast as ...

Akpos : How old are u ? Joy : A Woman never tells her age. Akpos : Just tell me your age. Joy : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age. Akpos : But I will make ...

A man Akpos and his wife were arguing about who is the most coward and scared between them. After a long argument, they decided to ask their 2 children who they think was the most coward and scared between them. ...

Magistrate: Akpos, you were arrested on the expressway for abruptly stopping your car in the middle of the road and causing 10 other vehicles behind you to run into one another thereby causing damages and injuries. Are you guilty or ...

Akpos with 30 inches penls went to a magician and said, “I can’t live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?” The magician answered, “There is a female frog in that swamp. Go ask her ...

One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenly Apkos said “I’ll bet N500 that the guy won’t jump off”, John said I bet ...

A Guy Akpos got employed at a big company as a cleaner. On his 1st day at work, he picked up a phone, dialed a number and shouts; Get me some tea, quickly! The voice from the other side responded; ...

Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should ...

**Kunrobi – Smooshing **Kunjabi  – Making love Akpos starts touching his girlfriend. Girl: “baby the bible speaks against fornication, it says our body is the house in which God dwells. Akpos starts jumping up happily, removed his shorts, smiling sooooooo wide. ...