Between Akpos and his wife: Who is the best cheater?

break him out of the crazy
habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of
a romantic session, she
turned on the lights. She
looked down and saw
Akpos holding a battery
operated pleasure devise.
She got extremely upset.
“You impotent fool!” she
screamed at him, “how
could you be lying to me
all of these years? You
better explain yourself!”
Akpos looked her straight
in the eyes and said
calmly, “I’ll explain the toy
if you explain the kids.”
Who is the best cheater?