If you are a male; just take your shirt off and you’d see two little nipples somewhere bilaterally to the sternum.
Look at your nipples carefully; you might want to touch just to be sure they are there. So if you are a normal healthy male; you should have a nipple, two actually.
Now unzip your trousers and take a close look at your penis; good; you might find a big one like mine or you might need a little squinting to see yours if you aren’t so fortunate.
So why am I asking you to do all this?
Those nipples are actually remnants of female breasts; we were all females at sometime in the early stages of our life.
The p-enis?
Don’t scream yet please!
It’s just a clitoris that has grown 3 inches for the unfortunate men and 12 inches for those of us in the 2% exclusive porn hub.
Next time you want to beat your chest or grab your crotch to show the ladies how manly and more important your gender is; just remember you are stroking a big clitoris and beating on some flattened breasts.
Go see your biology teacher if he didn’t tell you this already.
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