Top 10 easy ways To Become A Nigerian

10) To be a Nigerian, you must be an optimist. A pessimist is not a Nigerian.
This is the only way to survive is to always hope; hope there will be constant power supply, hope for change, hope that your boss at work will promote you as you can’t remember the last time you got promoted, hope that one day boko haram will stop bombing, you have to always anticipate a brighter future else you will die of depression before old age. And this hope needs some rekindling, so for you to be a Nigerian you also need to be an ardent reader of motivational books.

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11.Also, for you be a Nigerian, you also have to portray Ethnicity and tribal sentiment;Yorubas are these… Hausas are that, Igbos are those…etc

Finally, you’re now a Nigerian, but learn how to scream “Do you know who I am?” when you find yourself in certain situations.

Of course, you’re now a Nigerian but you still need to confirm if people truly know who you are.

Oya you can now start hurling your insults cause you all hate the truth.