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Akpos works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman ...

Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s wife. The neighbour’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpos didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married. So, ...

Akpos was once employed in a school and he went to the class to teach. The first day. Akpors: Good morning students Students: Good morning sir! Akpos: I’m going to be your new biology teacher, so do u know what ...

EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don’t know anything! AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It’s a lie! EMEKA: It’s true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will you call it? ...

Ekaite:Akpos,u wont belive it? Akpos:What? Ekaite:My phone fell down from my hand,i picked it up,switched it ON,and i recieved a mssg Akpos:what mssg? Ekaite:My account was credited… Akpos:Wooow!let me try mine.. Akpos took to his heels,,after 40seconds, Ekaite recieved a ...

Police : where do u live ? Akpos : with my parents. Police : where does ur parents live? Akpos : with me. Police : where do u all live ? Akpos : together. Police (tired) : Ok. where is ...

Teacher:- what’s wrong? Akpos :- our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Akpos r u sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & ...

kate: hello akpos: yes babe kate: i have a problem akpos: what’s dat baby, i hope u are not pregnant kate: am pregnant akpos: who is responsible? I hope its not me kate: its u akpos: (confused) so what do ...

Starring; Odunlade Adekola, Bolaji Amusan(Mr Latin), Olaniyi Afonja, Iyabo Oko and many other favourites Being poor aint fun, therefore getting money became the major priority for Gbade and his family. They finally found a way with money ritual (Please not ...

Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian. MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide? AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for? MUSA: I wan commit ...