Akpo Jokes: Akpos admiring his neighbour’s Wife..

Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s

wife. The neighbour’s wife always gives him

this seductive smile whenever they greet

each other. Akpos didn’t know how to

approach the lady to tell her of his desires …

because she’s married.

So, one day the lady herself approached

Akpos alone in his apartment.

AKPOS: Hi.

LADY: Hi.

AKPOS: Is everything alright?…

LADY: Yes. Just need little help from you

(Smiling seductively).

AKPOS: Wow! Anything for the angel.

LADY: I…I…I…

just don’tknow how to say this. I’ll be so

ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.

AKPOS: Oh my lady. you don’t have to. I am

ready to do anything for you.

LADY: You know, it’s been over 3 weeks since

my husband travelled…

AKPOS: Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: And even when he’saround, he has

some… (pause for a while) he has some

disabilities…

AKPOS: Oh poor you… You must have been

going through hell!

LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him…

AKPOS: Sure.

LADY: Can you help me?

AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,I’m ready if you

are ready.

LADY: Oh thanksgoodness!that’s why I came

to you. Can you help me carry our deep

freezer from our kitchen to the next street

for repairs?