Naija Gist Special: Why LEGENDS dont toast? girls

WE LEGENDS, dont toast? girls, rather we pretend to be your friend, then we monitor you gradually????, we know when you re angry??, we pretend to be caring (we know our goal)?, we keep you company when ever you re bored???, we always come to visit you at odd hours especially when the weather is cold??, we make you trust us so much that you can even go naked in front of us and nothing will happen??, sometimes we do talk dirty and laff when ever we re alone just to have fun as close frnds??, we know you have a boyfriend but who cares?????, then BOOM?, when we notice any slight chance, we shift your pant and ??you???, we re usually the baddest ones at it, we hit it so well that you will now be the one toasting us in the process, saying stuffs like “assshhh Greg i can do anything 4 you” “ooosshhh Greg i love those sexy eyes its making me wanna cum” “ahhh Greg ur dick is the sweetest????” by f*cking you, we have finally achieved our goal???, if the p*ssy is good we keep you as our f*ck mate, if not we then move on to the next bus, and the next and the next till we finally reach our final bus stop nd then settle down with 1 girl n get married…..

We dont go around toasting??? girls like banky W, we dont impress girls with cars and money ???? like Wizkid (bcux we no even get self)??, we dont wear swaggy clothes n be forming swagger to impress girls like Lil Wayne (who does that???), but we go still hide one side dey f*ck the babe when you dey use everything they impress for FREE????

IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LEGEND LIKE ME GATHER HERE AND SAY
“I AM A LEGEND” ???? …

Chinonso Edeh