My story: The Most Annoying question from ladies; that look on her face – Are you a homo?

I love s3x, I just don’t love the emotional bit. People get too entangled with emotions and I am usually on my reserve at any given time so I don’t have any to waste on getting a pussycat or a lion or a tiger. The energy has never been there but I love s3x no doubt.

I am writing this because yesterday one fine babe was looking at me one kain one kain but in my head all I am thinking is ‘so this one wants me to make her tummy swell up and we invite the whole village to watch me disgrace myself dancing.’ Smh!

She came around and was asking if I was the groom’s brother, I denied my brother like Peteru(Peter) denied Jesu(Jesus) just to nib the conversation in the bud.

I am a sincere person and I am not too dumb to know that relationships and intimate ones requires sacrifice and commitment, you don’t just sleep with anybody and abandon them- that’s immoral. If you are getting s3x from someone you have to do so much in return and that includes loyalty. I rather be on the friendzone, as a matter of fact, I intentionally slide into the friendzone because it is comfortable there, no expectations, no midnight calls, no scary stare when you forget a birthday, no comparing you to others, no heartbreak or accusations of heartbreak- rarely you could get s3x without strings attached.

I think I am the only man that intentionally slides into the friendzone because I am not ambitious and hate headaches, I think I need a motivational speaker that can yell ‘sir, go get that pussycat, you can even get something better, you can get a tiger sir…. go go go!’

Darren Idongesit