Jokes & Comedy

EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don’t know anything! AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It’s a lie! EMEKA: It’s true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will you call it? ...

A man named Akpos went to an electronic shop. He asked the shopkeeper; What is the price of this television? The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell our products to Akpos. Akpos again came the next day after cutting his beard. ...

Ekaite:Akpos,u wont belive it? Akpos:What? Ekaite:My phone fell down from my hand,i picked it up,switched it ON,and i recieved a mssg Akpos:what mssg? Ekaite:My account was credited… Akpos:Wooow!let me try mine.. Akpos took to his heels,,after 40seconds, Ekaite recieved a ...

Police : where do u live ? Akpos : with my parents. Police : where does ur parents live? Akpos : with me. Police : where do u all live ? Akpos : together. Police (tired) : Ok. where is ...

It’s very hard to know when comedians are serious or cracking jokes. I think Julius Agwu means business here. As in jokes apart. Did he really say Devil lock dem mouth, dem no dey gree give credit ?? lol Julius “Da ...

Teacher:- what’s wrong? Akpos :- our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Akpos r u sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & ...

kate: hello akpos: yes babe kate: i have a problem akpos: what’s dat baby, i hope u are not pregnant kate: am pregnant akpos: who is responsible? I hope its not me kate: its u akpos: (confused) so what do ...

Akpos: MTN people are eating our money too much. Girlfriend: Yes the stealing is too much. Akpos: I got an idea, instead of using phone, why don’t we use a pigeon in sending messages like the old time, just tie ...

Akpos joining the Army: Officer: We need you in the army. Akpos: I’ll join but on three conditions. Officer: Ok. what are the conditions? Akpos: My first condition is that I’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard. ...

The little girl started crying. Little boy asked her “Why are you crying?” The girl said “I’m here for blood test and the Doctor is going to cut my finger…” The little boy started crying too. The girl asked “Now ...