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Akpos joining the Army: Officer: We need you in the army. Akpos: I’ll join but on three conditions. Officer: Ok. what are the conditions? Akpos: My first condition is that I’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard. ...

Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian. MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide? AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for? MUSA: I wan commit ...

Akpos sneaks into his neighbour’s compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour. NEIGHBOUR: So you are the on who has been stealing our ...

“To hair is human to forgive is design” “I hate guys with low selves of steam” “You are a blessing to your generator” “I am a soccer for guys with six park”. “My BB charger is no longer walking” “Anybody ...

1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

When Akpos was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Akpos never lowered his head when addressing him ...

Akpos, a  pharmacist was working in the late afternoon when a young man walked in and asked to buy a condom. When Akpos dispensed the condom, he asked whether the customer knew how to use it. He said no. After ...

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2  cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? Akpos: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another ...

Akpos was caught red handed by his principal writing ‘May God punish my principal’. Principal: What nonsense are you writing? (about to Slap Akpos). Akpos: Sir, I have not finished it. Principal: (angry) What do you mean. You are abusing ...

So funny this Sister had a  dream about the Brother… Hahaha Another one from RealNollyTV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLY3zNq9vHI&feature=youtu.be