Ketu Ojota – Danfo

The danfo I entered this evening, na fight I use am settle. I was settling fight, begging conductor and laughing at the same time.

The woman behind me was carrying a toddler. So whenever the conductor shouts “Ketu Ojota”, the boy too will mimic him like “Ketu Ojota”. Next thing, him mum shouted at him “Stop that, May you not turn conductor in your life”

Before we knew it, the conductor angrily faced her like “kilofe fa gbogbo werey yen. Me I no get life abi”. We all bursted laughing and this even vexed him the more that he asked the woman to come down at all costs. His driver kept saying “Alabi, gboju, Alabi gboju” while I was there also begging like “Alabi, ma binu” and at the same time laughing gidi gan. The bus was filled with laughter, questions and jokes about the scene. Does he want the boy to turn conductor too? Is it by force?

Throughout the journey, Alabi didn’t shook his head in the bus again. He was just angry as he hanged on while muttering loudly. I felt for him but I couldn’t help it.

Getting down at Ketu, I was still laughing. The scenario was mad mad.